Nate Robinson is terrible

As if his lack of skills wasn't already apparent on the court, and his fraudulently won dunk contests (lets give it to smallest guy regardless of which dunk was best).

In saturdays victory over the winless nets, he took an inbounds pass with .5 seconds left in the first quarter, under his own hoop and shot a three pointer at his own basket. If it had gone in, it would have given the Nets 3pts. He was trying to be a showoff and shoot a 3 pointer after the buzzer, but he didn't really wait for the buzzer and shot it at the same time it went off.

"O" No!

Oprah Winfrey announced that she is ending her show. She put on a whole waterworks thing during the announcement and millions of housewives are also distraught. Some are going as far as wearing all black to go into mourning.

I was pretty excited. One less person giving horseshit medical advice on TV. However, I soon found out it's not really true. First, the show is ending...in TWO YEARS. September, 2011. Second, it's actually not ending. She's just moving it to cable so she can make more money off of it ($385M/year isn't enough for some people).

This is just further proof that everything she does is overhyped, over-dramatized, and all about her. Somehow, she has brainwashed legions of fans into believing everything she says. The article says these people already miss the show, which says a lot about their IQ and emotional stability since there are about 96 weeks of it left. Not to mention, an indefinite amount left on the cable station.

I guess if you're a fan, enjoy these final 96 weeks of free Oprah; dangerous fad diets, improper/biased medical advice, lying authors, celebrity boners, grandiose displays of wealth juxtaposed with "charity" work, and all.

Brothel goes green, increases business, caters to the less wealthy

Brothel goes green, increases business, caters to the less wealthy.

Its smart business practice all the way around. See what our country misses?

I would say thats a "win-win-win" in the terminology of Michael Scott.

Cool NFL Celebration Traditions

Some cool NFL Celebration Traditions:

The Lambeau Leap- started in 1993, after Reggie White recovered a fumble and lateralled to LeRoy Butler who scored a td.

The Mile High Salute- started by Terrell Davis, who in honor of his father who served in the military (currently banned by the NFL).

Boxing the Post- started by Vai Sikahema after returning a kick for a touchdown, he did this because his father wanted him to be a Pro-Boxer.

Icky Shuffle- namber after the one-year wonder Icky Woods (currently banned by the NFL).

The X-factor- made famous by Dante Hall.

The Grave Digger- after Gilbert Brown buries the opposing qb.

The Axe (around 50 seconds)- Trotter's celebration after chopping down an RB, done as a tribute to his father.

Michelle Beadle

You should know Michelle Beadle from "Sportsnation" on ESPN. If you don't, you need to step back and seriously re-evaluate your life.

When I first heard the concept of the show, I was skeptical.
I usually skip the online polls on ESPN.com, and I'm not a huge fan of viral videos.
Colin Cowherd tries too hard to be Skip Bayless.

But there was a little bit of a lull in afternoon sports shows, so I gave it a shot.

Michelle Beadle single-handedly made me a fan of the show.

First, Michelle Beadle's a heck of a lot cuter than Jim Rome, Woody Paige, or Jay Mariotti, but she seems just as knowledgeable about sports.

Michelle Beadle's a Texas fan, as am I, even though neither of us actually went to Austin.

Michelle Beadle really seems to have a sense of humor about herself.
Michelle Beadle's not above acting a little goofy to get a laugh.

I especially enjoy when Marcellus Wiley is on the show.
He's usually annoying by himself, but the two of them make me laugh.

You may have noticed that I used Michelle Beadle's name a lot in this post, and no pronouns in place of "Michelle Beadle".

On Googling "Michelle Beadle" to research this post, I was surprised at the lack of results.

I couldn't believe that there weren't any creepy "fan" (a.k.a. STALKER) sites dedicated to her.

I'm hoping that this post will pop up and Michelle Beadle might see this site when she Googles her own name (because who doesn't do that?) and everybody likes to hear that their work is appreciated (hint hint).

My Rylan Reed post apparently came up on Google and brought some traffic to TwoandaHater, so maybe the same will happen here.

Sidenote:

Michelle Beadle, if you are reading this, and "Sportsnation" ever needs someone to replace Colin as the show's hater curmudgeon to your (Michelle Beadle's)ray of sunshine, look no further.

The repetition of "Michelle Beadle" is especially fitting because (and entirely inspired by) "Sportsnation" did a show several weeks ago where they set a record for Brett Favre references.

I'm hoping that this Michelle Beadle post sets the world record for Michelle Beadle references in a Michelle Beadle blog post about Michelle Beadle. Michelle Beadle.

The only downside to Michelle Beadle is that Michelle Beadle doesn't like haters, but that's cool.
I do like how Michelle Beadle tries to end each show by having Colin say something nice.

With that in mind, Michelle Beadle is awesome.

Go watch "Sportsnation".